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Late Nights All Alone

Title: Late Nights All Alone
Fandom: The Beatles
Pairing/Characters: Joan/Maxwell, focus on Joan
Word Count:1077
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical science in the home; late nights all alone with a test tube.
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, amateur effort not intended to infringe on the rights of the Beatles or any other copyright holder.
Author's Notes: A songfic that is not a songfic; Maxwell's Silver Hammer intrigued me from a story perspective.
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Snow White II [Part One]

Title: Snow White II: The Dwarfs Strike Back
Fandom: Disney, Snow White
Characters: Snow White
Word count: 4700
Rating: PG
Summary: Snow White and the Prince rode off into the sunset and lived happily ever after. Or did they?
Author's notes: Considering the route Disney is taking with its sequels, there's a lot that can be done with a sequel to, say, Snow White while keeping it theoretically possible. Bwahahahaha.
Note the second: I am somewhat insane with regard to this. Thus, if you want to watch the first few minutes of the fic, download this.
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Fairy Tale of New York

Title: Fairy Tale of New York
Fandom: Fables
Characters/Pairings: Snow White, Bigby Wolf, Rose Red. Snow/Bigby
Word Count: 7300
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Once upon a time, in a fictional land called New York City, there lived a woman named Snow White. . .
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, amateur effort not intended to infringe on the rights of Bill Willingham or any other copyright holder.
Author's Notes: This started life as a series of extremely short submissions for fanfic100 that I currently wince at. Even though it was only a few months ago that I wrote them. Revised, rewritten, and worked together in a resemblance of continuity, I think I've done well.
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The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw.Collapse )
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You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. ~Walt DisneyCollapse )
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Honesty is the only way with anyone, when you'll be so close as to be living inside each other's skins.Collapse )
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Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.Collapse )

Skeleton in the Long Black Coat

Title: Skeleton in the Long Black Coat
Fandom: The Nightmare Before Christmas
Characters: Jack Skellington, Sally, OC children
Word Count: 512
Rating: PG
Summary: Jack's sixteen-year-old son has had enough; he's going goth.
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, amateur effort not intended to infringe on the rights of Tim Burton or any other copyright holder.
Author's Notes: Just a little plotbunny that had to come out. Enjoy!
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The Problem of Petunia

Title: The Problem of Petunia [Part III]
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Petunia Dursley, Lily Evans, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Gragner
Rating: PG
Summary: Petunia Dursley is perfectly normal and rejects all that the magical world is. But who rejected who first?
Author's Notes: Spoilers for book six in later chapters.
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The Power of Love

Title: The Power of Love
Fandom: Harry Potter, and another fandom I won't specify to avoid giving away the ending.
Characters: Harry Potter, Voldemort, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger.
Word Count:758
Rating: PG for mild violence.
Summary: The final confrontation between Harry Potter and Voldemort
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, amateur effort not intended to infringe on the rights of JKR or any other copyright holder.
Author's Notes: Spoilers for book six. Like 'The Chosen One', this is a parody that emerged fully formed while reading the books.
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The Problem of Petunia

Title: The Problem of Petunia [Part II]
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Petunia Dursley, Lily Evans
Word count:
Rating: PG
Summary: Petunia Dursley is perfectly normal and rejects all that the magical world is. But who rejected who first?
Author's Notes: Spoilers for book six in later chapters.
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The Problem of Petunia

Title: The Problem of Petunia
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Petunia Dursley, Lily Evans, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Gragner
Word count: 1741
Rating: PG
Summary: Petunia Dursley is perfectly normal and rejects all that the magical world is. But who rejected who first?
Author's Notes: Spoilers for book six in later chapters.
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Title: Hush, Hush, Whisper Who Dares
Fandom: Winnie The Pooh/Neil Gaiman
Characters: Christopher Robin, Skippy
Word count:1194
Rating: PG-13
Summary:"Christopher Robin is still out there in the woods, playing," . . . and your dog is living on a nice farm somewhere.
Author's Notes: Less damaging to childhood memories than that Yuletide Care Bears fic. Probably. Written in reaction to Disney's announcement of the new series.
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Jean Teasdale

Title: A Slap Upside the Head
Fandom: The Onion
Characters: Jean Teasdale
Word Count: 353
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: Will be submitted to the website when I'm done. It's just too tempting. Part one.
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Drabble Challange

A Grand Day Out -- Featuring Claire, Snow, and the kids.

They Never Stood a Chance -- Lilly visits Fabletown.

Hide and Seek -- Now out of continuity, but why Snow doesn't let Bart and Violet's kids play with Millie and Wade anymore.

Shopping Spree for the Workaholic -- Snow and Door get away for a girls' day out.

Snapshot -- a little scene with Snow, Bigby, and the kids.

Black and White -- A poignant piece with Yrael and Millie

Closing Time -- Snow, the last time she's at Milliways.

A Browncoat Christmas -- Take standard Christmas story cliches. Add to the Firefly universe. Stir well and allow to settle. Serve warm.

A Charming Affair -- Claire's wedding day. Snow is matron of honor.

Tire in the face

Title: How did Mary die?
Fandom: Dane Cook
Pairing/Characters: Mary, Tire.
Word Count: 277
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: Utter crack. I accidentally did a full character analysis of someone from a comedy sketch.
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The Chosen One

Title: The Chosen One
Fandom: Harry Potter, various
Characters: Harry Potter and others
Word Count: 624
Rating: PG
Summary: It was quite interesting how everyone seemed to think Harry was the Chosen One.
Author's Notes: HBP was just *asking* to be parodied.
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Through the Closet

Title: Through the Closet
Fandom: Milliways
Characters: Broom
Word Count: 427
Rating: PG
Summary: Broom learns the hard way what chaos can result when muns decide to use an interesting feature of the bar for multiple characters.
Author's Notes: Started as a really belated Milli_Xmas gift for Aspen.
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